Salt and Pepper Boys: Anyone like a cup of coffee with a side of dick?

Robe Boys: Peek-A-Boo, I want to suck you!

Robe Boys: I fucking love art class!

Robe Boys: I wonder if that slows him down while swimming? Or maybe it slows his competitors down, because they are watching it while swimming? Things that make you go hmmmm?

Robe Boys: I hope his view from the balcony is as good as ours of his balcony!

River Boys: You balance on the rocks, and I get my rocks off watching you do it!

River Boys: Asian River boys have big dicks!

River Boys: Steady don't fall, I would hate to have to come in and save you .... NOT, fall BITCH!

River Boys: So this is how you get abs? Just lounging on a rock in the middle of the river? I am so there tomorrow!

Rim Boys: Now this is the way to get a hand job, A++ for the Licker Puller!

Rim Boys: Sorry if I shot all over your foot, but don't worry, once I am done licking your hole, I will take care of your wet toes.

Rim Boys: Well, flip me upside down, lick my hole and call me Humpty Happy Dumpty!

Rim Boys: If I could recieve this after every workout - I might actually be motivated to join Bally's!

Red Boys: OMG, if I found this little boy wondering the meadows, I would have to eat him up like a little bag of candy! And yes, you are number one of the meadows.

Red Boys: I think Red's compass is pointing north east, or possibly at a desired photographer.

Red Boys: Now those are some pretty nice lowhangers framed in red!

Red Boys: I hope this boy finds some food in the woods, he is wasting away to "Little Red Riding Nothing"!

Rasta Boys: This gives a whole new meaning to "Pretty in Pink"!

Rasta Boys: Meet my new gardner, totally hired for his digging & planting skill set - demonstrated during the interview.

Rasta Boys: There are some suckable Rasta toes!

Rasta Boys: Finally, a man who can pull off puka shells.

Punk Skinhead Boys: I have no idea what that tattoo says, but I hope it says "SUCK ME NOW"!

Punk Skinhead Boys: Now this is the perfect lounge around the house outfit, I wonder if they carry it at Macy's?

Punk Skinhead Boys: This punk has some suction going on ... damnnnnnnnnnnn!

Punk Skinhead Boys: Lay back and relax, and let me lick you mohawk to toe!