Park Boys: Another paid park employee hard at work.

Phone Boys: Mmm, talk dirty to me.

Size Boys: Now that is an African Anaconda! The good news is, I just got over my fear of snakes!

Bandana Boys: I think he would let you suck it.

Boat Boys: I want to go on this cruise line!

Kissing Boys: Can they get any harder?

Jean Boys: Do you think he needs some help getting the monster out?

Truck Boys: It appears his compass is already pointing in the eastern direction.

Truck Boys: Daddy is sporting some inches.

Car Boys: Damn, that is some nerd girth!

Car Boys: Now there is a road trip I would happily go on.

Truck Boys: I would get confused with the gear shifts, and I am sure, grab the wrong one.

Ab Boys: He could do crunches on my face all day long.

Bear Boys: Grrrr, give me a little bit of that action!

Bear Boys: I would have sweet dreams every night sleeping with this smiley boy!

Bear Boys: Relax, I will stroke it for you!

Beach Boys: Ride-Em-Cowboy!

Beach Boys: A perfect day on the beach, a little suck and a little piss!

Beach Boys: How does he stuff that into that little tiny speedo:

Bath Boys: Jerk and Scrub!

Bath Boys: I hope those fish don't bite his erect worm.

Basketball Boys: I think it makes him happy to play with balls!

Basketball Boys: Did someone say "Meet me in the locker room"?

Baseball Boys: Batter Up, it is a curved cock for a curve ball!

Baseball Boys: I think he forgot his cup?