Friday, February 4, 2011

Cyber Boys: Love to start my morning out with a little cyber porn.

Cyber Boys: Dude shoots a hot load while porn surfing.

Cyber Boy: When I do my homework naked I tend to get better grades.

Cyber Boys: Just putting some more cum stains on my lazyboy lounger.

Cum Boys: Cute boy from Argentina shoot a long hot load all over his fuck buddy.

Cowboys: I think this is just another type of salt lick.

Cowboys: Hung cowboy jacks off and cums on his horse saddle.

Cowboys: Hmmmmmm, now I know what they mean when they say, Ride-Em-Cowboy!

Cowboys: I think he may need a helpful hand to assist him in holding that little doggie down.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Couch Boys: Just taking a snooze before dinner.

Couch Boys: Black on black ... my type of living room.

Couch Boys: A little leather and muscle never hurt the decor of anyone's living room.

Couch Boys: Come home to daddy.

Cock Ring Boys: In addition to the repeal of "Don't Ask Don't Tell", they also repealed the no cock ring wearing law. It is not part of the standard army uniform.

Cock Ring Boys: I find I can lift more weights with my cock ring on.

Cock Ring Boys: Never be caught in an outdoor public shower without your cock adorned with a ring.

Cock Ring Boys: Dude jerks off at the computer in a cock ring and cums.

Cock Ring Boys: My new cock ring makes me happy and hard.

Cock Ring Boys: I never go to bed without my hat and cock ring.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Chair Boys: Anyone have any ideas what to do with this thing that keeps falling out of my shorts?

Chair Boys: Dude with an extra long cock jerks off and shoots a load while sitting on living room chair.

Chair Boys: My parents are gone, would you like to come over and visit?

Chair Boys: I really need to work on my leg muscles, they are so small.

Camping Boys: Can anyone help me with this tent pole?

Camping Boys: Anyone care to join my friends and I at boy camp?

Camping Boys: I love taking my son camping.

Camping Boys: Daddy thinks he hears a bear coming.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Butt Boys: When did the army get so cute?

Butt Boys: Lick the toes, lick the dick and lick the hole ... it is a buffet of beautiful.

Butt Boys: Hot muscle dude with a bubble but wiggles his ass for us and ultimately cums.


Butt Boys: Climbing naked always provides a great view for those below.

Burning Man Boys: Now this is some hung Afro funky, I may need to go to this festival next year.

Burning Man Boys: The set up is hell, but the festival is fun.

Burning Man Boys: I always wanted to join the naked circus, but instead I juggle at the Burning Man Festival.

Burning Man Boys: Let's get naked and parrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty!

Burning Man Boys: Off to work daddy, but don't worry, I will have fun without you today.

Burning Man Boys: I love riding a unicycle naked in the desert, but my smashed balls are glad it only happens once a year.

Buddy Boys: It is so wierd, naked river rafting adventures, seem to make everyone hard.

Buddy Boys: I love crossing swords with my best buddy.

Buddy Boys: Oh how I miss those naked dorm parties.

Buddy Boys: Me and my buddies, just hanging out playing with our joy sticks.

Brother Boys: We live together, workout together and love to play together.

Brother Boys: Don't stick out your tongue at me or I'll tell mom.

Brother Boys: There are just some things brothers have to do together.

Brother Boys: Is the word Hurley code for hung brothers?

Brother Boys: Mom never had to ask us twice to go to bed, we were always ready.

Brother Boys: Reminds me of me and my brother, always swinging hard and naked in the backyard.

Monday, January 31, 2011

Boner Boys: I guess he is ready to get up from his nap.

Boner Boys: Stop pointing and start jerking.

Boner Boys: Some boys have fun with their beach boners.

Boner Boys: Gotta love arial boners.

Boner Boys: Who hasn't had this happen while laying on the beach?

Boner Boys: It appears every muscle is bulging and firm!

Boat Boys: I think the captains compass is pointing northwest.

Boat Boys: Kayaking is an exhausting sport, that requires a rest ever so often, any volunteers to give me a hand job and really relax me?

Boat Boys: Dude jacks off and cums in his kayak.

Boat Boys: All he needs is my big cock to sit on and this would be a perfect day at sea.

Blonde Boys: I love going to the fair, for cotton candy, funnel cakes and blonde boys.